I reposted this little dittie on the web site - needed to change my nom de plume:
Toes, Toes, Anything Goes: "Toes, Toes, Anything Goes
At his house, anything goes--
especially on one dark and stormy night,
a happening--no one ever thought it--
but bored, he looked around and saw
something on which he could actually gnaw--
The dog ate mother's toes!
Augie Doggie Freemont
Copyright ©2003 Augie Doggie Freemont "