I reposted this little dittie on the web site - needed to change my nom de plume:

Toes, Toes, Anything Goes: "Toes, Toes, Anything Goes
At his house, anything goes--
especially on one dark and stormy night,
a happening--no one ever thought it--
but bored, he looked around and saw
something on which he could actually gnaw--
The dog ate mother's toes!


Augie Doggie Freemont
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