THIS OR THAT ON TUESDAYS

January 28, 2002: Same Thing, Different Names
1. Kleenex or tissue?
PUFFS WITH LOTION ONLY

2. Soda or pop (or tonic or whatever)? TONIC

3. A sandwich on a long roll: sub or hero (or hoagie or grinder, etc)? A QUIZNO'S ROLL

4. Glasses or spectacles? FOUR PAIR OF GLASSES

5. TV or television (or boob-tube, or telly, for our friends across the pond)? TV

6. Movie or film? FLICK, EXPOSE, WHAT HAVE YOU

7. Sofa or couch? COUCH A/K/A PET BED

8. Stove or range? STOVE WHENEVER I USE IT WHICH ISN'T OFTEN

9. Remote control or clicker? REMOTE, ED'S TOY

10. Supermarket or grocery store? GROCERY STORE OR SEVEN 11