Tuesday, October 21, 2003

A few pithy Law and Order quotes - while I am incognito:

Det. Lennie Briscoe: I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker's that mean that they watch you commit suicide.

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Michael Dobson: You know I don't need you to tell me I'm a sonuvabitch. Been one for a long time. The hours are good and there's no heavy lifting. But I happen to be a sonuvabitch whose wife was shot by another sonuvabitch.

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Det. Lennie Briscoe: New Hampshire. I spent a year there one weekend.

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Danielle Melnick: You turning soft on me, Jack?
Jack McCoy: You know I'm a sucker for an execution. I'm just here for the tortellini.

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Ben Stone: The commandment says, "Thou shalt not kill". It does not say, "Thou shalt not kill only nice people".

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Adam Schiff: Quick! Lock the door. Someone will walk in with a case we can win.

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Jack McCoy: Kills three people and hides behind the bottle!
Jamie Ross: The law says he can.
Jack McCoy: The law. Probably written on a cocktail napkin. Intent follows the bullet! It shouldn't matter if it was fired by a drunk or Carrie Nation.

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Jack McCoy: I've got you for conspiracy, and if I eat my Wheaties I can get you for second-degree murder.

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