Something I got from my Cousin

LOTTERY WINNER
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your
bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, 'Oh my God! No kidding? What should I pack, beach
stuff
or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."