Things ruminated upon while sick in bed:

1. How can one human being produce so much snot.

2. What is snot?

3. Why are British thespians so much better than American?

4. Did I pay the American Express bill?

5. Ooops I slept through New Year’s.

6. I can’t breathe.

7. Why are husbands so unsympathetic when the wife is sick – yet when they are……..

8. Have the cats been fed?

9. Is it spring yet?

10. zzzzzzzzzzzz!