Friday, January 24, 2003

Courtesy of the David Letterman Show - 1995, can apply to 2003:

You know it's COLD
10. People buying hot roasted chestnuts to put in their pants
9. Dan and Connie doing the news huddled together in a sleeping bag (insert names of news team)
8. Mob corpses seen skidding across the East River
7. Times Square strip clubs advertising "Live Heavily-Dressed Girls!"
6. Mario Cuomo making a fortune shoveling walks (insert name of another governor)
5. Vendors selling down-filled hot dogs
4. This morning, Triple-A had to jumpstart Andrew Giuliani (Iinsert name of another mayor)
3. People coming into Ed Sullivan Theater just to get warm
2. Instead of the finger, New Yorkers giving each other the mitten
1. Cabbies wearing flannel turbans

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