Friday, December 27, 2002

Melva’s New Year’s Resolutions:

1. Go on a diet and get the body I had when I was 18 years old.

2. Get a pig to fly.

3. Pay all my debts and pay only with cash from now on.

4. Get a pig to fly.

5. Be a more hard working and efficient employee. Wait – I already to do that, or do I?

6. Organize my life.

7. Get a pig to fly.

8. Become a best selling author a/k/a J.K. Rowling

9. Get a wizard to fly. Oh? They do already? With a broom?

10. Stop driving with my foot always on the clutch.

11. Buy a new clutch.

12. Get Ed a new job.

13. Along with thousands of other dot com’ers.

14. Adopt no more cats.

15. Get a cat to fly.

It's going to be a long year.

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