Melva’s New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Go on a diet and get the body I had when I was 18 years old.
2. Get a pig to fly.
3. Pay all my debts and pay only with cash from now on.
4. Get a pig to fly.
5. Be a more hard working and efficient employee. Wait – I already to do that, or do I?
6. Organize my life.
7. Get a pig to fly.
8. Become a best selling author a/k/a J.K. Rowling
9. Get a wizard to fly. Oh? They do already? With a broom?
10. Stop driving with my foot always on the clutch.
11. Buy a new clutch.
12. Get Ed a new job.
13. Along with thousands of other dot com’ers.
14. Adopt no more cats.
15. Get a cat to fly.
It's going to be a long year.